why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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