I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
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