Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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