i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
