I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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