We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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