i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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