Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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