And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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