Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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