Have you finally orgasmed yet?
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
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