I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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