Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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