why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
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