Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Found your dick twin last night
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
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