yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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