We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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