he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
It's rum buckets o'clock
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Randomize
