This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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