Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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