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There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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