Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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