we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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