you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
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