The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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