But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I am never drinking with the goths again.
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