I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Walk of Shame today included voting.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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