Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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