just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
only if we run a train.
done.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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