There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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