Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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