You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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