she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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