I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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