How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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