i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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