okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Can you bring me the toilet please
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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