I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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