I love having hate sex.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
My dick has a subreddit
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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