And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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