You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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