and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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