what if I'm pregnant?
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Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
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