I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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