We should be called the Road Head Warriors
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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