4 words: hood of his car
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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