but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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