omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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