who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
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