Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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