Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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