: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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