As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Randomize
