pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I wish i was in the wii world.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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